some people read books and reading jokes is also one of the good entertainment things. Jokes is one of the those things which help to create smile in your face and we can easily to share jokes with our friends and family members through Sms and social site. Here we are share jokes for you, hope that you will enjoy this jokes which help to fresh your mood. In this page you will find and read wife and husband jokes in urdu.

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Shehri Naujawan

1 shehri naujawan apne 1 dehaati dost

ke ghar mehmaan thehra. agle roz

dost ne uss se kaha. “usse thora sa kaam hai,

agar woh chahe to raifal aur 2 kutte(dogs)

lekar jangal mein jaye aur apna nishana azmaye.”

shehri dost raifal aur kutte lekar chala gaya

lekin thori dair baad lot aya.

“koi aur cheez chahye?”

 dehaati dost ne pucha.

“han aur kutte hon gay?
 
mera nishana thik thik betha.”
 
shehri dost ne jawab dia.


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Do Biwiya

do sehaliyaan kai barus bad mili

aur jaldi hi apne apne shohar ke aaib

ginnane lagin 1 ne kaha.

“humari shadi ko pandra barus ho gaye hain

lekin shohar sahib har khane ke baad

khane mein nuks nikalte hain.”

dosari boli. “haye ghazab,

uss se to tumhain uljhan hoti hogi.”

pehli boli.  “mujhe uljhan kyun hoti?

agar wo apna pakaya hoa khana


pasand nahi karte to meri kiya khata hai.